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Mr Suit Man

Lyrics

[Intro] ☕🎙️
(Instrumental, no vocals - bright Motown horns and hand claps)

[Verse 1 - 0:15]
Suit Man, Suit Man, won't you hear my call?
I walked past your window, didn't recognize myself at all
I got these khakis from 2003
And a wrinkled shirt that's screaming "Please set me free"

Suit Man, Suit Man, I'm standing at your door
I've been wearing the same blazer since the Clinton era, Lord

[Pre-Chorus 🔥]
Tell me there's a fabric that can change my fate
Tell me that a collar can rewrite what I ate
Tell me that you got something—anything—

[Chorus - Energy: Explosive]
Suit Man, Suit Man!
Won't you help me look the part?
Suit Man, Suit Man!
Find me something sharp to start!
I need a confidence coat, a self-esteem lapel
Suit Man, Suit Man—you're my only hope, can't you tell?

[Verse 2 ☕]
My wife says, "Honey, you need to upgrade your game"
My mirror's been echoing back the same refrain
These jeans got a history, none of it's good
You're the magician, the tailor, the suit Robin Hood

Suit Man, Suit Man, I'm begging on my knees
I need you to work some retail therapy on me

[Pre-Chorus 🔥]
Tell me there's a pattern that can save my soul
Tell me that a fit can make me whole
Tell me that you got something—anything—

[Chorus - Energy: Explosive]
Suit Man, Suit Man!
Won't you help me look the part?
Suit Man, Suit Man!
Find me something sharp to start!
I need a confidence coat, a self-esteem lapel
Suit Man, Suit Man—you're my only hope, can't you tell?

[Bridge 😢☕]
(Spoken, reflective)
I know it's just fabric, and it's probably just thread
But when I see myself in that mirror, friend...
I might actually like what I'm looking at instead

(Building back up, tempo increases)
So Suit Man, where you been all my life?

[Chorus - Energy: Explosive]
Suit Man, Suit Man!
Won't you help me look the part?
Suit Man, Suit Man!
Find me something sharp to start!
I need a confidence coat, a self-esteem lapel
Suit Man, Suit Man—you're my only hope, can't you tell?

[Outro 🔁]
Suit Man! (Suit Man!)
Suit Man! (Suit Man!)
Won't you help me, Suit Man?
(Fade with hand claps and horns)

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