PC High (Glorious Nerd Song) cover art

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PC High (Glorious Nerd Song)

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
At first I was afraid
My code would never run
Kept staring at this curly brace
Like “what has it begun?”
I spent so many sleepless nights
Just tryna get this script to fly
But then I learned
One semicolon and that bug would surely die

[Pre-Chorus]
And now I’m back
From Office Max
Got my mechanical new keyboard
RGB across the tracks
I should’ve saved my work on Drive
I should’ve hit that quick retry
If I had known for just one sec
My laptop planned to crash and fry

[Chorus]
Oh now I
I’m PC High
Got my drivers
Got my updates
Watch this rig just touch the sky
I’ve got RAM stacked to the ceiling
FPS so smooth
I’m flying
Hey hey
I’m PC High
(oh, oh) I’m PC High

[Verse 2]
It takes all strength I have
To clean this desktop mess
There’s fifty open Chrome tabs
All demanding more address
And so I fire up Task Manager
Like some digital warlord
Delete these sneaky startup apps
They’ve been secretly hoarding cores

[Pre-Chorus]
And you see me
Alt-Tab in place
I’m swapping spreadsheets
Chats
And games
All at a breakneck interface
And so you thought I’d just blue screen
Thought I’d sob and say goodbye
But like a phoenix from the fan vents
Watch this system rise and fly

[Chorus]
Oh now I
I’m PC High
Got my drivers
Got my updates
Watch this rig just touch the sky
I’ve got RAM stacked to the ceiling
FPS so smooth
I’m flying
Hey hey
I’m PC High
(yeah yeah) I’m PC High

[Bridge]
Go on now
Log
Walk out the door
Just turn around now
You’re just an error 404
Weren’t you the one who tried to wreck me with your lag?
Think I’d crumble?
Think I’d toss this dusty mag?

Oh no
Not I
I’m PC High
I’ll just reboot
Clear the cache
Give this build another try
I’ve got all my geek inside me
Got my squad on V-O-I-P
I will thrive
I’m PC High

[Chorus]
Oh now I
I’m PC High
Every compile
Every update
Is a tiny battle cry
I’ve got spreadsheets
Mods
And memos
Got my fandoms
Watch me fly
I will thrive
I’m PC High
(so high) I’m PC High