Lyrics
Intro (Spoken, CB Radio Style)
Breaker, breaker, this is Waffy Waf on the chatter track,
Got a flappyity flapper and a princess on the stack—
C’mon back, good buddy, sounds like a family convoy!
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Verse 1
We got Aunt TT rollin’ in, she’s flappyity flap all day
Talkin’ so fast, she’s got the birds tryin’ to fly away
They call her Waffy Waf, she’s a certified chat machine
Mouth’s movin’ like a diesel rig, she’s the talkin’-est thing you’ve seen
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Chorus
We got a flappyity flap and a squawkamox
Chatter’s bouncin’ like a cardboard box
Flappyity flap and the princess talks
Two chatter bugs on the road—ain’t no way to stop!
Yeah, that’s a big 10-4, good buddy, keep on squawkin’!
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Verse 2
Now Princess Sqawkamox, she’s comin’ up strong and loud
Gurgles and squeals, she’s talkin’ proud in the crowd
Little feet kickin’, arms goin’ flap-flap-flap
She’s got stories to tell—don’t need no map!
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Chorus
We got a flappyity flap and a squawkamox
Chatter’s flyin’ like a jack-in-the-box
Flappyity flap and the princess talks
Two chatter bugs on the road—ain’t no way to stop!
Breaker, breaker, Flappy’s got a sidekick! Princess comin’ through loud and clear!
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Bridge (Spoken/CB Banter)
Hey there, Waffy Waf, you got a copy on me?
Gotcha loud and proud, good buddy! Princess Sqawkamox is takin’ the lead!
Well, flap your jaws and squawk your squawks, we’re makin’ a noise convoy!
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Final Chorus
We got a flappyity flap and a squawkamox
Chatter’s rollin’ like a river of talks
Flappyity flap and the princess talks
Two chatter bugs on the road—ain’t no way to stop!
Keep the chatter rolling—breaker, breaker, over and out!
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Outro (Spoken with fading CB static)
That’s a big 10-4, Waffy Waf and Princess Sqawkamox, keep those flaps flappin’ and squawks squawkin’… we’ll catch ya on the flip side.
