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[Intro] Yeah Sixty-one Run it back for the young ones Listen up [Verse 1] First day in the chair New badge, white hair, that stare like “who’s there?” “Director of Data and AI,” read the line on the card You just leveling up, I’m rewriting the charts I was coding in the crib when your dad met DOS Watched mainframes fade, saw the dial-up loss From tapes in a vault to the cloud in the sky I’m the root account now, watch your access denied Turn coffee to clusters, vision to vision models Blueprint brains while you’re chasing your throttles You build dashboards, I build the doctrine I architect futures while your queries are blocking [Chorus] I’m the Director of Data Old wolf, new saber Sixty-one, still greater Watch me scale this stratosphere I’m the Director of Data Turn a byte to a skyscraper Every table, every layer Bow when the architect appears (hey!) [Verse 2] Rap god in a ragtop, pull up, “who’s he?” Granddad of the graph, every edge runs through me You flex with a script, I flex with a schema I dream in arrays, I don’t need anesthesia You chase trends, I changed them twice Y’all call it “best practice,” I called it “life” I was tuning OLAP while you learned to type Now I orchestrate oceans with a single swipe Put the C-suite seats in a neat small grid Say “this is the plan,” watch them all go big From raw unclean to a pristine stream I turn data to decisions, decisions to dream [Chorus] I’m the Director of Data Old wolf, new saber Sixty-one, still greater Watch me scale this stratosphere I’m the Director of Data Turn a byte to a skyscraper Every table, every layer Bow when the architect appears (yeah!) [Bridge] You run fast I run far You chase likes I launch stars You want clout I want clarity I turned scars Into parity [Verse 3] Cloud in my palm, whole firm in my folder Legacy code on my shoulder like a boulder But I lift that, riff that, shift that load Refactor your road, now the pipelines flow I don’t brag, I benchmark, blow past, baseline Turn a risk to a roadmap in a short break time You just talk about “future,” I commit that change Sixty-one years, every year still flames Put respect on the age, put respect on the skill Put respect on the craft, on the grit, on the will If knowledge is power, then feed me more logs Director of Data, now watch me talk to the gods [Chorus] I’m the Director of Data Old wolf, new saber Sixty-one, still greater Watch me scale this stratosphere I’m the Director of Data Turn a byte to a skyscraper Every table, every layer Bow when the architect appears (bow!)